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Ode to kitchenware

Mark Avery

Oh frying pan that cooketh eggs
and Garfield mug with coffee dregs
thank thou both that thou do be
or I would leave my home hungry.

Mark Avery has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mark's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mark's latest works:

Ode to kitchenware

Submitted Sep 22nd 2009, 19:33

Prayer to the Wind.

Submitted Sep 22nd 2009, 19:25