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Ode to banged up toe

Ms. Gray

Crunch crack damn door wack’d my freakin crooked middle toe
Yikes ouch bunch of blood oozing out, nail bed barely hanging on
Hurts to look, pains to touch, just gonna grab a Band-Aid to cover it up

Ms. Gray has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ms.'s terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ms.'s latest works:

Missing Buttons

Submitted Apr 24th 2011, 22:51

Morning's Mystery

Submitted Apr 19th 2011, 23:09

Ode to banged up toe

Submitted Apr 19th 2011, 23:01