Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 310

Very Bad Archive

Ode to a Torn Disk L5 R3

Mad-Mike

(PAIN)
Oh, c'mon. Give me a freakin' break today, will ya?

(PAIN)
I haven't been able to have sex in seven years...(*sniffle*)

(PAIN)
"Not that way, you idiot! That's how you ruined me!"

(PAIN)
What does a person REALLY have to go through to qualify for medicare in this country?

(PAIN)
You let me know I'm still alive, you bastard...

- Michael Mannon
Oct 23, 2007

Mad-Mike has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mad-Mike's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mad-Mike's latest works:

Batch of Haikus No. 1

Submitted Nov 19th 2007, 05:19

When Alistair Ponce Came to Town

Submitted Oct 24th 2007, 13:33

A Thousand Channels of Nothing

Submitted Oct 24th 2007, 11:17