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Poem 743

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Ode to a Load

DeVrie Heeves

Gopher and Yoy forwarned me
from the bowels of our abode

with writing on the bathroom wall
in excretory code

deep inside colonic spheres
way up the old dirt road

the depths of the outhouse
mine

spewed rats and mice and toads

a careless match, a methane bomb

thy rectum shall explode

DeVrie Heeves has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of DeVrie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of DeVrie's latest works:

Venereal Breakfast Food

Submitted Jul 25th 2008, 07:03

Bernie

Submitted Jun 20th 2008, 05:47

Karl's Rectal Adventure

Submitted May 20th 2008, 07:23