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Ode to a Cougar
Mister Underhill
If I were a young lad then everywhere I'd see
Your sweet swaying cougar hips beckoning to me
Some boys lose their virginity to myspace girls with ther silly faces and pouty lips
Others to tranny hookers who demand outrageous tips
But none of these have the charm and grace to possibly compare to thee
If I were a young lad, you're the only one I'd possibly allow to devirginize me
Mister Underhill has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mister's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mister's latest works: