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Ode to Tucker

Frank Gisell

Hello, Tucker
How do you do?
How would you like to shit on the grass?
And play in your own period blood?
I think that you are the very satan of asshole-ism.

Indeed, with your dick-filled brains and your affairs with Oliver, I suspect that you are one of those people with a wilted pussy.

I hope
In school
You get the boot
And get fucked by a bum
In a leather suit.

Frank Gisell has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Frank's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Frank's latest works:

Ode to Tucker

Submitted Jun 23rd 2009, 12:16