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Ode to Me because I am awesome

Elle Lyn

I woke up this evening and looked in the mirror.
I thought, damn! That is one fine looking ass right there.
I turned in profile and to my delight,
Found I had lost weight sometime in the night.

I threw on some clothes, and messed up my hair,
Put on the makeup that make the kids stare.
I know I'm worth more than dollars and cents,
Baby, there's a reason I ooze confidence!

Walk into the club where they know me by name,
Pick out a partner cause no night's the same.
This life is the best, as you plainly see,
But no life's complete without loving me.

Elle Lyn has published another poem since joining on 30/9/09. Read more of Elle's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Elle's latest works:

Lament of a Geek

Submitted Sep 30th 2009, 17:40

Ode to Me because I am awesome

Submitted Sep 30th 2009, 17:11