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Ode to Cecotropes

Bunny Tumbles

Thou undigested vestiges of greens,
Emerge in moistened glory from my rump;
Bitter funky cecum,
Squirming out of my bum,
Self-sacrifice, so I might eat my dump.




Bunny Tumbles has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Bunny's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Bunny's latest works:

Ode to Cecotropes

Submitted Mar 30th 2009, 14:46