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Octaroon Love
Turner Crotchkey
her beauty doth surely make me swoon
my songs of love to her I croon
while howling vociferously at the moon
dancing in the outhouse with rabid racoons
she isn't entirely human
and I'm an octaroon
Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works: