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Nukuler Winter

King Reggie

Behold the Children of Russia
Behold the Children of America
Your nukuler destiny has arrived
Oh, no! Nukuler Winter

No more nukuler winter!
No more nukuler winter!
No more nukuler winter!

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NUKULER WINTER!!!!

King Reggie has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of King's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of King's latest works:

Nukuler Winter

Submitted Jun 24th 2009, 06:21

Birdz

Submitted Jun 24th 2009, 06:10