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Poem 2982

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November

Amara Schubert

It's now November
I am a member
And a contender
When it is November
It's way after September
...And right before December
When you'd go out to cut down pine trees and yell, "Timber!"
It's super slender
And also so limber
Don't get in a fender-bender
Instead be a defender.

The Ender.

Amara Schubert has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Amara's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Amara's latest works:

November

Submitted Nov 15th 2010, 21:43

Fractal Shattering

Submitted Sep 26th 2010, 21:35

Tomato

Submitted Sep 26th 2010, 18:46