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Poem 1311

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Nostalgic Brothel Woman with foul Disposition

Painful Desires

Open your steakhouse,
Bitch I'll pour in my hotsauce,
You will get the clap.

I will pay you now,
But I will scam your bitch ass,
Spread thighs, I'm hungry.

Painful Desires has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Painful's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Painful's latest works:

p33n

Submitted Jan 29th 2009, 10:54

Methalenedioxymethamphetimine.

Submitted Jan 29th 2009, 10:51

Butt Creme

Submitted Jan 29th 2009, 10:49