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Edward Krayva

I met the gang down at the mill

the night was green, the river still

Jumbo's breath gives me a thrill

I waited over at Donnies house untill

I saw Jumbo rolling down the hill

no matter how I try, I can't get my fill

of them little orange barrel pills

my mind is gone, my brain cells nil

I hear the gentle whipporwill

say, its time to get your sword and kill

Edward Krayva has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Edward's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Edward's latest works:

3 1/2 Diving Dumps

Submitted Apr 20th 2010, 09:52

Jumbo Love Stool

Submitted Apr 5th 2010, 09:26

Chipper the Delinquent

Submitted Feb 16th 2010, 05:29