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Poem 1614

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No RoCky Is Bad!

Ugur Alp Yal

I couldn't see that
The truth of your pet
It bit my hat
I can't use it anymore
It was Rocky
The name of the cat

Rocky was cool
With his soft feather
He looked like a bull
In a cold weather

That's why he bit my hat
It was winter and cold
He didn't mean it i bet
Because no Rocky is bad...

Ugur Alp Yal has published another poem since joining on 26/3/09. Read more of Ugur Alp's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ugur Alp's latest works:

Ticket not to Sit!

Submitted Mar 26th 2009, 14:42

No RoCky Is Bad!

Submitted Mar 26th 2009, 14:40