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Night Of Love Lost

Robert Hawkins

note; for that girl and that lost night.

I have made certain determinations.
Regarding the nature of the spatio-temporal distortions.
Through the point of tangency.
It's aprogressive degeration of my temporal binding force.
Fauna from anachronistic spasms energy unbalanced.
Ended subsequent disaster.
Slected my mode reinforcer.
As only transversely longitudinally along the axial orifice.
Thus tracing the phenomenon to it's source.
It was the spicy tacos and beer.
Pure unadultrated gas.
Damn I stink.
No wonder she left.
To a night of love lost.
----
bobby

note; cheer-up Michelle.
Least it wasn't wet.
(lol) love you to girl. bobby

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51