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Poem 1858

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Newt Sucks Shit in the Moonlight

Egbert Newhouser

the republicans lost, they're shit out of luck,

Newt is an asshole who sodomizes ducks

got a flatus tube up his ass that he can't get unstuck

he looks like a child molester

luring kids into his truck

Newt really really sucks



Egbert Newhouser has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Egbert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Egbert's latest works:

Republican Love Sonnet

Submitted Jun 10th 2009, 09:54

Newt Sucks Shit in the Moonlight

Submitted Jun 10th 2009, 09:22

Fluffy, My Love

Submitted May 28th 2009, 04:03