Very Bad Archive
Newt Sucks Shit in the Moonlight
Egbert Newhouser
the republicans lost, they're shit out of luck,
Newt is an asshole who sodomizes ducks
got a flatus tube up his ass that he can't get unstuck
he looks like a child molester
luring kids into his truck
Newt really really sucks
Egbert Newhouser has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Egbert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Egbert's latest works: