Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 840

Very Bad Archive

Newhowser Blues

Turner Crotchkey

I woke up dis mornin'
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with da Newhowser blues
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I was watchin' the pa-rade
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and so was you
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ICE CREAM SANDWHICHES
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was my only food
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SOMETHIN SMELLS KINDA A AWFULL
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ELEPHANT SHIT ON MA SHOES
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DONE RUINED MY AFTERNOOON
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PUT ME IN A BAD MOOD
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MY SOCKS IS DAMAGED
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MY BUSTER BROWNS SCREWED
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Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works:

Chipper poem/song

Submitted Aug 2nd 2010, 06:48

Ed wins WW 2

Submitted Dec 17th 2009, 05:45

Dirty Sanchez

Submitted Aug 13th 2009, 04:00