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Neighboring

Dombhading .

Lou loathes her cherished neighbor

His name is Earv.

What’s his name again? Earv.

No less than that, let it be Earvin.

Her Word Processor does not even identify Earv.

He is a Bakery Science major.

I don’t care; do you?

He does not know what a floccinaucinihilipilification is.

I know what that is.

Lou does not know it too, but she knows umquhile.

Of all the living citizens in this weird place

One of the two human being I can rely on.

The other one is a little greasy
black tortoise shell.

Dombhading . has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Dombhading's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Dombhading's latest works:

Wheezy Burger Stool

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:08

Pineapple Tree Falls

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:07

Llama Omelet

Submitted Apr 4th 2011, 08:06