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Poem 719

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Nehru Warts Phosphate

DeVrie Heeves


Hey Nehru, whaddaya want?
Her eyes ablaze with hate

Winston box, 32 cents
pretzel sticks to tempt his fate

I think I wanna lime rickie,
no, instead a lemon phosphate

Hey Nehru, whaddaya want ?
WARTS WARTS WARTS WARTS WARTS WARTS WARTS WARTS WARTS WARTS

Rotten kids


DeVrie Heeves has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of DeVrie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of DeVrie's latest works:

Venereal Breakfast Food

Submitted Jul 25th 2008, 07:03

Bernie

Submitted Jun 20th 2008, 05:47

Karl's Rectal Adventure

Submitted May 20th 2008, 07:23