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NANTUCKET LIMERICK

Mugs McClain

I once knew a girl from Nantucket,
Who kept all her change in a bucket.
With a moan and a groan,
I asked for a loan;
She agreed with a shrug and said, 'Fuck it.'

Mugs McClain has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mugs's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mugs's latest works:

Bert Blyleven

Submitted Aug 15th 2010, 19:56

LITTLE DOGGIE

Submitted Aug 15th 2010, 18:45

NANTUCKET LIMERICK

Submitted Aug 15th 2010, 18:06