Very Bad Archive
My students' poetry
Dakota Ferree
Why....
I write horrible poems
I eat lots of veg
Your mom likes my manners
I gave you a cheese wedge
Why won't you print them?
Are you elitist?
Why do you call it "vbp"?
Did you even read this?
The poems are my student's
They tried very hard
To impress you with their crumminess
Not to be the bard
Rejection hurts a little
When it's from a regular site
But when the site's for bad poems
It's like a nasty snake bite
I think....time to reconsider
Time to think it through
Time to make priorities
And not just dog poo
Dakota Ferree has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Dakota's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Dakota's latest works: