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My flat cat

Willem Smith

once apon day a thursday and the moon was low on the sky ocean and all was well and cooled and stuff, then suddenl the halos happened and then the arbiter ate the gun and the hang glider was saved, and he devils guitar caught on fire and he fired the rocket launcher into the center of the fire, the towers fell, creating a massive cloke which was worn by the hang glider apon his first decent to the bloodmoon. The idea of the captain dying fill john with the anger of a thousand lawnmowers and so he decapitated the air shark with one swift headbutt. then there was onle the jenkins left so he dicided to detonate the velosoraptor and save the girl so then he could do her snd stuff.

THE END?

Willem Smith has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Willem's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Willem's latest works:

My flat cat

Submitted Mar 21st 2011, 16:07

My flat cat

Submitted Mar 21st 2011, 16:07

The willwm guy

Submitted Mar 15th 2011, 17:57