Very Bad Poetry

I was reading a book
Then along came my dog
It was eating a taco
That it got from the mailbox
I started reading the newspaper
Then went out to the car

I love my car
I put down the book
Stopped reading the newspaper
Pet the dog
Got the mail out of my mailbox
And ate a taco

El Famous Burrito has the best tacos
I have a new car
With an old rusty mailbox
I started reading my book
And lost the dog
Where the hell is the newspaper?

I found pieces of the newspaper
Half of a taco
I found the dog
Lying near the car
With my book
By the mailbox

There was something else in the mailbox
A new newspaper
I grabbed my book
And went for another taco
I took my car
And brought the dog

I almost lost the dog
It ran after the mailman who left my mailbox
I chased after him with my car
On the table was a different newspaper
It was a good taco
I finally finished book

There was an add in the newspaper for a lost dog.
I ate another taco thinking about a new book I could read.
I parked the car in the garage and went to the mailbox.

Tyler Graham has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Tyler's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Tyler's latest works: