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Poem 1081

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My dear friend

Dakota Ferree

My dear friend J.R.
He likes to drive his grandma's car
But he doesn't go very far...
He goes to the store to buy bologna
And sometimes macaroni

Dakota Ferree has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Dakota's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Dakota's latest works:

My students' poetry

Submitted Nov 3rd 2008, 18:16

My dear friend

Submitted Nov 3rd 2008, 18:08

My day

Submitted Nov 3rd 2008, 10:37