Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 662

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My creepy letter to Ten

Emily Reeve

Dear Doctor-

I know that I've never met you myself. I know that you're a very busy man, always saving the world. I know that I'd have a hard time wrapping my mind around time travel, aliens, and otherworldly science but I'd have a really easy time wrapping my lips around your cock and letting you look after me.

I'm just as easy to fall in love with as Rose Tyler or any of your other ladies...and I can play the ukulele.

*wink*

Emily Reeve has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 9/6/07. Read more of Emily's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Emily's latest works:

Parkp

Submitted Aug 3rd 2010, 14:09

Dirty Dream

Submitted Dec 19th 2009, 16:26

blah blah blah

Submitted Apr 5th 2009, 11:22