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My cat's litter box

Pena Michael

Oh, the turds that do litter your litter-box
Little smell-bombs.
How do they stink?
Pretty bad. And they have sand stuck all
over them.

That is pretty gross.

Oh, how I loathe your poops. Like little chunks of
stinky death.
When I scoop them
I scoop my soul

Pena Michael has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Pena's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Pena's latest works:

Outlook

Submitted Jan 8th 2011, 14:32

Sense/nonsense

Submitted May 12th 2010, 17:22

Sound Advice.

Submitted May 12th 2010, 17:20