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Poem 292

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My Suitcase And Me

Robert Hawkins

My suitcase safely tucked next to me.
I love my suitcase, my suitcase loves me.
My suitcase can protect me.
I'm so safe with my suitcase.
I don't go anywhere without my suitcase.
My suitcase doesn't go any where without me.

Did I mention that I'm very much in love with my suitcase?
This is our honeymoon.
My suitcase and me.
In Hawaii.
To fly they wanted to seperate my suitcase from me.
So we drove.
My suitcase and me.
rlh

note; why you lookin at me?

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51