Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 1780

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My Son Eddie

Mrs. Newhouser

I like long neck schmidts and LSD

I love Jumbo and she loves me,

I snuck into the pool, so I got in for free

Jumbos diaper is infested with lice and crabs and fleas

I got veneral warts from DSD

My Ma calls me Chipper, but my name is Eddie Z.

Mrs. Newhouser has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mrs.'s terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mrs.'s latest works:

My Son Eddie

Submitted May 22nd 2009, 09:04

Boil Pus Extravaganza

Submitted May 21st 2009, 04:09