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Vendela Schiapisi


1. aluminum foil
2. printer paper
3. antipsychotic medication
4. a really good wine with
fish
5. 1 can peas
6. 1 bg.Sour Apple Gummy
Worms
7. heavy twine
8. creme brulee

Vendela Schiapisi has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Vendela's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Vendela's latest works:

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Submitted Apr 26th 2009, 10:29

Haiku #1

Submitted Apr 26th 2009, 10:16