Very Bad Archive
My Phone's Been Compromised
Daniella Princess of Doom
Today feels good to run and hide
doo roo too roo too roo
If he sees me I'll raise my tide
doo roo too roo too roo
He is so good
so good at doing nothing
i must like doing nothing
cuz i really like his nothing
doo roo too roo too roo
so jealous of his weird
and a little of his beard
my phone is compromised
my virtue also.
my phone is compromised
and so is my lady cave!
Here in my circle where no one else is, it's just me and you. I really hate everyone. I really hate everyone else and you're maybe the only one I really like at all.
doo roo too roo too roo
Go be a seashell
listen to your ocean
you run right through my mind like a locomotive
inside my engine is where you're coded
I wanna tell you baby
but that's so loaded
Ohhhhhh yeah wanna wanna wanna wanna know you always
ohhhhhh yeah wanna wanna
wanna wanna sleep unnoticed
inside your squishy brain
where everything is ultra neon green and owns a space machine
lovely lovely child
whats it gonna take to make it worth it?
Daniella Princess of Doom has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Daniella's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Daniella's latest works: