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My Penis Hole

Timmy West

Tight.
Too tight sometimes.
When I pee it hurts, and not in that sexual ways where it really feels good.

Tried to stretch out my penis hole, but that hurt worse than the piss.

What is a man to do when the urethra won't show love? No love?

Oh urethra open up to me. We could really get along, like friends who hang out at a pub after work. That could be us if you would only become larger.

Timmy West has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Timmy's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Timmy's latest works:

Special Kind of Love

Submitted Mar 1st 2011, 19:46

Nomad

Submitted Mar 1st 2011, 19:44

My Penis Hole

Submitted Mar 1st 2011, 19:38