Very Bad Archive
My Penis Hole
Timmy West
Tight.
Too tight sometimes.
When I pee it hurts, and not in that sexual ways where it really feels good.
Tried to stretch out my penis hole, but that hurt worse than the piss.
What is a man to do when the urethra won't show love? No love?
Oh urethra open up to me. We could really get along, like friends who hang out at a pub after work. That could be us if you would only become larger.
Timmy West has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Timmy's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Timmy's latest works: