Very Bad Archive
My Panda
Jason Henninger
Why do tacos
come from Taco Bell
and Fried C
from KFC
but Panda Express
does not serve panda?
Not only that,
they don't even serve
panda food.
But wait, you say...
they serve bamboo shoots,
don't they?
Shut your white ass up,
I say.
I know kung fu.
Someday,
I will own a panda
and I will call it
"Bling Bling"
and he'll be
the baddest panda
since Jim Kelly.
Jason Henninger has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jason's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jason's latest works: