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My Other Side

Teen Queen

I have maybe 15 different sides
One loves, one hates, one skates one dates
One will sex your mom, one will sex your dad
One even messed with the other and told it "Your the best I ever had"
I grab at my breast, while the other grabs at my ass
I'd fuck myself if I could but I don't think that type of sex with last.

Teen Queen has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Teen's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Teen's latest works:

I Love Bad Poetry

Submitted Feb 13th 2011, 20:06

Self Sex

Submitted Feb 13th 2011, 20:04

Bad Poet

Submitted Jul 4th 2010, 06:12