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My Oscar Meyer Wenier Jingle,,, by mr. underhill

Robert Hawkins

Oh, I wish I had a Oscar Meyer hot dog wennie.
To hold that Oscar Meyer wenier in my hand.
Pumping that Oscar Meyer wennie just fast as I can.
Oh, I gave my Osacr Meyer to whom was my best friend.
She gobbled my Oscar Meyer weenie damn near took my hand.
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bobby
Note; Ocsar Myeyer make check payable to Bobby.
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
The power of Christ compells you.
Checks made through Emily Reeve.
(lol) meeoowww,,, Emily.

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51