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My Oscar Meyer Wenier Jingle,,, by mr. underhill
Robert Hawkins
Oh, I wish I had a Oscar Meyer hot dog wennie.
To hold that Oscar Meyer wenier in my hand.
Pumping that Oscar Meyer wennie just fast as I can.
Oh, I gave my Osacr Meyer to whom was my best friend.
She gobbled my Oscar Meyer weenie damn near took my hand.
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bobby
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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
The power of Christ compells you.
Checks made through Emily Reeve.
(lol) meeoowww,,, Emily.
Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works: