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My Name is Andrew

RJ Baranowski

My name is Andrew
I like the Pokémon Sandshrew
I have big name
With big fame
Those who diss ain’t got no game
I’m in the Park
When it’s dark
Creeping around for beetles
Always on full supply of needles
Many seem strange to me
I don’t know what I see
I just want a cup of tea
My name is Andrew

RJ Baranowski has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of RJ's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of RJ's latest works:

My Name is Andrew

Submitted Feb 23rd 2010, 05:54