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My Monday Haikus
Mister Clean
Dream taken quickly
Stirring, peeping, dazzling light
That monster ain't real
Sweet contemplation
The mist hangs on the redwoods
Fog bank from my lungs
Musical life force
Tympanic membrane massage
Minor chord breakfast
Never ever clever, you
Fill my inbox with your shit
No viagra, thanks
Whirling world flies by
Flashing, bleating, lashing out
Watch yer speed, dumbass
Soothed, settling, involved
This too shall pass. I suppose.
But not before six
Mister Clean has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mister's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mister's latest works: