Very Bad Poetry

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My Monday Haikus

Mister Clean

Dream taken quickly
Stirring, peeping, dazzling light
That monster ain't real

Sweet contemplation
The mist hangs on the redwoods
Fog bank from my lungs

Musical life force
Tympanic membrane massage
Minor chord breakfast

Never ever clever, you
Fill my inbox with your shit
No viagra, thanks

Whirling world flies by
Flashing, bleating, lashing out
Watch yer speed, dumbass

Soothed, settling, involved
This too shall pass. I suppose.
But not before six


Mister Clean has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mister's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mister's latest works:

The Serendipity Prayer

Submitted Dec 28th 2009, 20:43

Beatdown Hike

Submitted Sep 16th 2009, 16:40

My Monday Haikus

Submitted Jan 21st 2009, 09:05