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My Love

Jack Harney

Oh my, she is so pretty
Whoever doesn’t have her, I pity
I love the smell of her shampoo
Like the scent of a public Lou
Her hair is brown as baseball mitts
From her legs to her back to her sweaty armpits
Her lips so mushy and wet
Her sexy acne makes me sweat
All I know is this
For when we kiss
I start to cry
Because her breath got in my eye

Jack Harney has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jack's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jack's latest works:

My Love

Submitted Feb 23rd 2010, 11:29

My Love

Submitted Feb 23rd 2010, 11:28