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My Lord,, Un>> Des,, ? esprinto

Robert Hawkins

You see.
While those not so whily folk.
very bad poetry>>>
Un da esa in da esprinto/
//// das nada der?
,,, fub=de-fn,, dey yankees/
Das dat uni,, un de-lnod,, universe.
00000
(lol)
damn,, I mean damn1
Whopped yo-you ass.
due esa geatness?
All will succumb?
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YEAH?

Bobby?
i am alone at the clock/
////
das eso// un?

as well ,, you know?
fat-ass,,?
Your my fuckin-slave.
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right baCK AT YOUR ASS.
us de lst ema das das gooten.
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Das wht sheep for>>>
Dass,, hun das,, hun.
I's but a fefuge,,, from Fobsbowla?

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bobby,,, emily reeve. 10/18/10

note; emily reeve.
Just who gives a tinkers-damn bout you?
No,,, No... I would just as soon shoot your lame ass!
Godamnit,,, I'm a damn American.
Suck up to Bobby.
Fuckin-damn yankee.
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PS
hey Wakeling,, suck all our collective,,,, assholes.
,,, hey?
read some what Wakeling wrote?
fuck we below better snaught/
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ho, oh,, den, bes boby
yours Bobby

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51