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My Lady My Soldier Girl

Robert Hawkins

Before the enemy steadfast stern my lady goes.
Exuding Vulcan's hammer visage a goddess of Mars.
Into battles fray her dance of shattered fates.
Broken her armor propitious God our lady our hero save.
Fortuitous I dream my avenging angel my soldier girl.
Awake this night dreaming.
My soldier girl, her warmth, her touch, her return.
--0--
bobby

note; for the bravery of Steve Wakeling.
Charging the machine guns.
With only his bra and panty hoses on.
We all 100% way behind Steve.
Steve Wakeling a brave, huh, humanoid.
Aww forget it.
He fall down.
He dead.

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51