Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 575

Very Bad Archive

My Dog

Robert Hawkins

My dog sat up.
Bow wow.
Licked my hand.
Bow wow.
Ate my food.
Bow wow.
Kicked her ass.
Bow wow.
Bit my ass.
Bow wow.
My dog ate me.
Bow wow.
I'm dog shit.
Bow wow.
rlh.

note:
Least I'm not alone VBP is dog shit also.
...Bobby .08

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

A Day, of Bobby as interpeted, Emily Reeve

Submitted Aug 2nd, 22:52

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #3

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:49

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #2

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:35