Very Bad Poetry

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My Breast

Teen Queen

Guys admire my breast
how they seem to hang from my chest
Is very different from the rest
Because well see....these are my REAL breast
They love the way they bounce
They love the way they taste
They'd say it weighs the perfect ounce
And that they would let the milk waste
So if you want something yummy with those oreos
Or a real nipple in your mouth from a real hoe
Than holla at me
I'll be here so sexy.

Teen Queen has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Teen's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Teen's latest works:

I Love Bad Poetry

Submitted Feb 13th 2011, 20:06

Self Sex

Submitted Feb 13th 2011, 20:04

Bad Poet

Submitted Jul 4th 2010, 06:12