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My Bae

Iris :]] Eden

You see,
I have a very good friend.
You can't see him though,
Cause he's imaginary.
Yeah.
That's right...
I have an imaginary friend
His name is Bae
He is super tall,
So tall he can touch the sky,
And play with the clouds.
He's oh so wonderful and nice.
He cares for me,
Just like I care for him.
So, yes,
I have an imaginary friend.
His name.
It's Bae.

Iris :]] Eden has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Iris :]]'s terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Iris :]]'s latest works:

hard

Submitted Apr 1st 2010, 12:25

My Bae

Submitted Mar 23rd 2010, 22:08

i Am

Submitted Feb 15th 2010, 15:18