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Alexandria Green

The little girl didnt know what to do.
She was sweating in class cuz she had to boo boo

She only had one pair of shoes...
Plus she didnt have any boobs

She ate her boogers and blew out her snot
At the end of the day she wanted to rot

The little girl didnt know what to do
but she wanted to eat an orange

but the orange was moldy
and it talked back
then she got carjacked
while singing karaoke

Alexandria Green has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Alexandria's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Alexandria's latest works:

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Submitted Nov 8th 2010, 19:04