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Poem 1510

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Musings on the breakdown

Michael Michaels

O why do the trees not listen?

pack and then go back

Wearing down our plastic mittens

Or maybe a spoon? Or a pen? Or... Jack?!?

You think you have the better of me?

because life is too short to think about why...

to be or not to be

dont wonder why? why? why?!?

I spent the cold Autumn night masturbating.

And I think this is all very tiring

AND CAN'T SEE A DAMN thing!

Just to make sure that it won't go wrong

If only I could reach out to you

I'd have grew

we stuck together , our love was the glue

I'm tickled pink by eyes of blue

go back and bury thy face in the golden loins!

Michael Michaels has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Michael's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Michael's latest works:

Not Really

Submitted Feb 4th 2011, 13:16

You and Yours

Submitted Feb 4th 2011, 13:13

You Brought it on Yourself

Submitted Feb 4th 2011, 13:04