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Muriel

Du'Quan Yob

I like a fine cigar,
especially a Muriel,

last night I got lucky,
and found one in the urinal

Du'Quan Yob has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Du'Quan's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Du'Quan's latest works:

Muriel

Submitted Feb 18th 2010, 06:53

DuQuan Yob is in da house

Submitted Feb 17th 2010, 09:35