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Munchkins

Yoshi Squishee

Munchkins are littletiny
They have to be afraid
Of witches, and tornados, and houses

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Yoshi Squishee has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Yoshi's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Yoshi's latest works:

Angel

Submitted Nov 5th 2009, 04:30

Your Musical Taste is Vastly Inferior to My Musical Taste

Submitted Oct 29th 2009, 11:18

Munchkins

Submitted Oct 29th 2009, 11:06