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Mr. Mouse

Cole Malone

People say I am small,
But if I recall,
All mice are small.

There was a day,
While at the ballet,
I fought a bird of prey
And on that day
I ran away
From a blue jay.

I am furry,
When I move I am blurry
Because I am always in a hurry
For I worry
That if I do not scurry
It will not be good.

So I am a mouse,
I have no spouse.
I wish I lived in the White House,
But instead I live in a Boarding House.

Cole Malone has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Cole's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Cole's latest works:

Mr. Mouse

Submitted Dec 10th 2010, 08:14

A Man with a Plan

Submitted Dec 10th 2010, 08:08

I am sky.

Submitted Dec 10th 2010, 08:05