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Poem 255

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Mosquito Royalty

Robert Hawkins

When the mosquito landed,
On me.
I'm thinking the termerity,
The gall.
Its a death sentence for you,
Trying to partake the blood of royalty.
I shall squish you.
And then roll you into a ball.
For thats what we royalty do.
rlh

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Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51