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Mommy Dearest
Kirsten Schroeder
Mother I love your pretty face
The way your big nose falls into place.
With eyes the shade of a pretty blue
We’re best friends, stuck like glue.
Mother I love the way you cook.
The way that apron makes you look.
With awesome food that tastes great
Mommy dearest, can I have another plate?
Mother I love the way you smell.
The way it makes the room turn swell.
With a scent that smells of a rose,
I guess I Love you, I suppose.
Kirsten Schroeder has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Kirsten's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Kirsten's latest works: