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Mizz Thang

Megan Connelly

Dear Mizz Thang,
Wassup witchoo girl?
Now, that is one hella nappy weave girrrrrrl.
But, that’s aiight, I love yo’ booty dew, girl.
Let me tell you why I hate cho weave, girl.
Yo’ tracks suck as much as your mother, girrrrl.
You look as broke as yo’ daddy, girl.
I caint be seen witchoo, girl.
Get a better weave, girl.

Megan Connelly has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Megan's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Megan's latest works:

fattypants

Submitted Feb 23rd 2011, 07:15

Mizz Thang

Submitted Feb 23rd 2011, 07:15